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How Awesome?
- We here at DYNAMITE SAUCE® understand your concerns about how awesome Dynamite Sauce actually is. After all, words are cheap, and science, it speaks volumes. As such, we've taken the liberty of quantitatively calculating out the level of awesomeness contained within each bottle of Dynamite Sauce using the following equation:
From this, we can construct the appropriate dataset in order to plot the chart (Fig.1), which clearly shows that Dynamite Sauce is over 170% more awesome than anything else ever sold in the history of the entire world.
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